TikTok I want to come back to you.
I’m sorry we broke up. I was angry, and foolish, and I thought that reality would treat me better. But reality didn’t treat me better. Reality was rude and mean and heartless and totally made me feel bad about myself. Sure, you make me feel bad about myself too, but in a fun way, you know? So I want you back. I’ll do anything. I’m on my hands and knees. I’m groveling at your feet. TikTok please take me back. I swear I’ll do all those little dances to make your algorithm happy.
But I want to know one thing:
When I make those videos, will I be able to see who is watching them?
More specifically, if my ex-boyfriend reality created a TikTok account, would I be able to see if he is watching them?
Because I want him to. I want him to watch as I shake my hot little ass to some stupid pop music. I want him to see how much you and the other people on TikTok love me. I want to know that I am coming up on his For You page again and again and again and there is nothing he can do to stop it because you love me so much TikTok that I become you. We merge. Flesh of my flesh. Digital blood of my biological blood. We shall be a beautiful and terrible creature and I shall know that my ex-boyfriend, reality, is watching every minute of it.
So, can I see who looks at my TikToks?
“No”? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “NO”!?!?!?!?!?
TikTok, I’m breaking up with you again.
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