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Avengers: Endgame Had Better Have a Bathroom Break

Steve Rogers/Captain America in Marvel's Avengers: Endgame.

You’d think Marvel would let us live, but no, never—first our hearts, now our bladders. With a reported runtime of 3 hours and 2 minutes, Avengers: Endgame is set to be the longest movie in the MCU.

I mean, we can’t really complain; we did ask for this. Most of us openly said to make a long movie, eager to see more of our favorite characters and ready to say goodbye to others. So now that we are getting a 3-hour movie, Twitter has one more request: a bathroom break.

I’m willing to wear a diaper into Avengers: Endgame if it means not missing a single thing, because I am not ready nor am I willing to miss a single second of the movie, and I’m not alone. And Marvel knows it.

Well, at least Kofie Yeboah has a game plan …

Who at Marvel made this decision, though? Someone with the bladder of a warrior? It was hard enough making it through Avengers: Infinity War without having to take a second to pee, and now they want us to plan three hours in advance? No movie theater soda for me!

As we prepare for Endgame, please plan for the movie accordingly.

Avengers: Endgame hits theaters this April 26th, and I will suffer as to not miss a single moment of this movie.

(image: Marvel Entertainment)

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