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Yes folks, Archie Bunker, the prickly patriarch of All in the Family, uttered the unavoidable Portal catchphrase in a 1974 episode of All in the Family.
Context:
Edith: Archie, I can prove that you’re 50.
Archie: How you gonna do that?
Edith: It says so on your birthday cake!
…
Archie: Well I tell you that the cake is a lie!
(via Reddit)
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