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All Your Hateful Amazon-Related Domain Names Belong To Amazon.com

Brb, quickly registering AntiTheMarySue.com so no one else can hate-troll us.

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Have you ever been screwed over by Amazon? Frustrated with their ordering process? Angry about a late delivery? Okay, but have you ever been so upset that you wanted to go register the “screwamazon.com” domain name and post angry hate rants all day, every day? Amazon is willing to bet that you do, because they’ve just registered a bunch of anti-Amazon site names before you have the chance. Sorry.

After Alex Shephard discovered that Amazon’s legal department has registered this piece of domain name gold:

It was discovered that Amazon also owns AmazonSucks.com, ScrewAmazon.com, and AmazonStinks.com (though clearly FuckAmazon.com is the best of all of these, let’s be real). But if you’re really determined, Geek.com has discovered AmazonIsTheWorst.com and AmazonIsCrap.com are still available for all your hate-mongering needs.

If you are so inclined, might we also suggest:

  • AmazonSupportsDaleks.com
  • AmazonHatedGOTG.com
  • AmazonBelievesInGamerGate.com
  • AmazonIsntPlayingDestinyToday.com
  • AmazonMoreLikeAmaNOPEAmIRite.com

But, you know. Whatever floats your boat.

(via Geek.com, image via Pablo Fernández)

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Sam Maggs is a writer and televisioner, currently hailing from the Kingdom of the North (Toronto). Her first book, THE FANGIRL'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY will be out soon from Quirk Books. Sam’s parents saw Star Wars: A New Hope 24 times when it first came out, so none of this is really her fault.