In Mike Judge’s 2006 secret opus, Idiocracy, everyone in the future has become quite unintelligent. In said future, water has essentially been replaced by a sports drink called Brawndo. It’s a thirst mutilator. During the crux of the movie, Luke Wilson’s character figures out that the world’s crops haven’t been growing because people are watering them with Brawndo instead of water. When he teaches some important figureheads about the issue, they’re disgusted and wonder why anyone would water anything with “toilet water,” which happens to just be regular old clean water. Dave Dalton and Craig Berscheidt of the Hammerspace Workshop have created what our world truly needs, a Brawndo drinking fountain that has a switch that allows drinkers to choose between two liquids labeled as “Brawndo” and “toilet water.”
The liquid labeled as Brawndo isn’t some fictional drink brought to life, but the fountain contains a flavor tank that has been filled with MiO Energy Drops in order to give the regular water some flavor. Obviously, the liquid labeled as toilet water is just regular water. The tank that holds the flavor isn’t MiO-exclusive, and can hold anything a tank can hold, so Brawndo can be whatever liquid your dreams and cash fund can obtain.
And don’t worry, fans of Idiocracy, this version of Brawndo has electrolytes.
(via Hack a Day)
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