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In a just-released promotional video, Valve makes a very convincing case that the best gift for wooing your sweetheart isn’t a box of chocolates or an enormous diamond, but rather a preorder for Portal 2.
Hold on: Portal 2 is available for preorder? And defying typical Valve time, that April 19th release date hasn’t been cruelly delayed yet again? And Gabe Newell is looking really good lately? Verily, praise is due unto Saint Valentine for this trinity of modern-day miracles.
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