Let’s All Remember Why Nintendo Refuses to Make Movies With the Mario Bros. Honest Trailer

Game over, man. Game over.

Recommended Videos

This is why we can’t have nice (Nintendo-licensed) things.

To be honest, this movie is kind of a guilty pleasure for me. I know it’s terrible. There’s no defending it. But it’s not just bad—the decisions they made are just such nonsense that I can’t not watch it. It’s like watching someone try to make a movie they’ve never actually seen but instead had explained to them over a really long game of telephone, and I find that highly entertaining, quality aside.

—Please make note of The Mary Sue’s general comment policy.—

Do you follow The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?


The Mary Sue is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Just How Many ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Films Are There, Anyway?
An official looking ape looking suspicious in Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes"
Read Article It’s Called Unadaptable for a Reason: All the ‘Dune’ Movies, Ranked
Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides in 'Dune: Part Two'
Read Article The Best Horror Movies on Max Right Now
A collage featuring some of the best horror movies on Max right now (clockwise from top left): 'House,' 'Under the Skin,' 'We're All Going to the World's Fair,' and 'It Comes at Night'
Read Article Anne Hathaway All but Confirms Our 2000s Dreams Are Coming True!
A young Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries (2001)
Read Article I Learned How To Play Tennis Like Zendaya for ‘Challengers’
Zendaya on a tennis court with a racket
Related Content
Read Article Just How Many ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Films Are There, Anyway?
An official looking ape looking suspicious in Tim Burton's "Planet of the Apes"
Read Article It’s Called Unadaptable for a Reason: All the ‘Dune’ Movies, Ranked
Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides in 'Dune: Part Two'
Read Article The Best Horror Movies on Max Right Now
A collage featuring some of the best horror movies on Max right now (clockwise from top left): 'House,' 'Under the Skin,' 'We're All Going to the World's Fair,' and 'It Comes at Night'
Read Article Anne Hathaway All but Confirms Our 2000s Dreams Are Coming True!
A young Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries (2001)
Read Article I Learned How To Play Tennis Like Zendaya for ‘Challengers’
Zendaya on a tennis court with a racket
Author
Dan Van Winkle
Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct <em>Geekosystem</em> (RIP), and then at <em>The Mary Sue</em> starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at <em>Smash Bros.</em>