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The Ninja Turtles 2 Honest Trailer Reminds Us Michael Bay Is Too Late to Ruin the Franchise

Ninja weapons are dangerous. Much better to teach kids to fight with common objects and toys.
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Published: Aug 5, 2014 05:37 pm

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Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 as an adult is not recommended. The original movie is still pretty great, but the sequel does not hold up by any means. This condensed, way more honest version of the movie is probably the best way to experience it over 20 years later. If there’s a silver lining here, it’s that Michael Bay can’t do anything to the franchise it hasn’t already done to itself.

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