Prepare to Die in Steam Summer Sale Day 5

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It’s day 5 of the Steam Summer Sale! Do you still have any cash left in your bank account after the first four days? What about any remaining room on your credit cards? Well, don’t worry: here are today’s new deals to fix that “I still haven’t spent all of my money on video games” problem. Good thing debtors’ prisons don’t exist anymore, huh?

Here are today’s methods of emptying your pockets whether you’d like to die brutally (and repeatedly) thanks to Dark Souls, or do the butchering yourself in Surgeon Simulator as what is basically a QWOPing surgeon:

Daily Deals:

  • Arma III – 50% $29.99
  • Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition – 75% $4.99
  • FTL: Faster Than Light – 60% $3.99
  • Nether – 80% $2.99
  • Rogue Legacy – 75% $3.74
  • Saints Row – 75% $9.99
  • Surgeon Simulator – 75% 2.49
  • The LEGO Movie Videogame – 75% $7.49
  • Insurgency – 55% $6.74

Flash Sale (ends at 9PM ET):

  • Forced – 66% $5.09
  • Magic 2014 — Duels of the Planeswalkers – 75% $2.49
  • Awesomenauts – 90% $0.99
  • Hitman – 80% $3.99

Community Choice (ends at 9PM ET):

  • Castle Crashers – 90% $1.49
  • Dungeon Defenders – 75% $3.74
  • Magicka – 75 $2.49
  • Risk of Rain – 75 $2.49

Is there anything still left in your back catalog that hasn’t gone on sale yet? Let us know what you want to see in the comments below.

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