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Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob SquarePants Reminds Us That Real Nature Has No Sense of Whimsy

Oh, hey, you weren't using that childhood thing you left lying around, right? Good, because Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob SquarePants just completely destroyed it. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because that's nonsense, and everything is just a gross, carnivorous nightmare.
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Published: Apr 21, 2014 07:30 am

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Oh, hey, you weren’t using that “childhood” thing you left lying around, right? Good, because Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob SquarePants just completely destroyed it. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because that’s nonsense, and everything is just a gross, carnivorous nightmare.

(via UPROXX, image via Animation Domination on YouTube)

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Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.