Captain America Bathrobe Lets You Defend Freedom Without Putting on Pants

And really, isn't that what this great country is all about?

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Clearly the only thing standing between you and patriotic heroism is having to put on clothes. Thankfully, ThinkGeek has designed a comfy bathrobe so you can celebrate Captain America‘s release today while allowing your own Winter Soldier full mobility. (I do not know what part of the anatomy that is. Your call.)

Thinkgeek has this to say about their Avenger-worthy loungewear:

Sometimes when you’re a super soldier you just wanna sit around the house in something comfortable. Body armor doesn’t really work when you’re ready to put your feet up at the end of a long day. But maybe you don’t want to lose your iconic look. That’s where this product comes in. It has the look of the first Avenger combined with the comfort and ease of a bathrobe.

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Made of 100% cotton, the $70 robe should provide you with hours of comfy cosplay. The officially licensed Marvel merchandise comes with a masked hood and shield on the back—so even if you do nothing but sleep all day, people will know you’re important.

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(images via boingboing, images via ThinkGeek)

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