Slow and Steady (and “Your Mom” Jokes) Win the Race in Diani and Devine’s Tortoise and the Hare Animated Short

We're considering this an official part of the fable from now on.

Dan Van Winkle

Published: Jan 8, 2014 04:38 pm

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.