Things We Saw Today: Eat Angelina Jolie’s Face With This Creepily Realistic Maleficent Cake

This is by Tattooed Bakers, the same company that made that rainbow unicorn cake we shared with you a while ago. Backing away slowly… (Jezebel)

• Frozen has overtaken Iron Man 3 to become the fifth-highest grossing film in history. (Digital Spy)
• Hillary 2016, Here’s Your Campaign Song. It’s not what you think.

Today’s Google doodle is in honor of pioneering scientist/environmentalist/author Rachel Carson. Geekosystem has more.

• Kathy Najimy will be running amok (amok! amok!) in The Disney Channel’s Descendants—you know, that children-of-Disney-characters TV movie that looks like it could be hilariously, wonderfully bad—as Snow White’s Evil Queen. The cast also includes Kristin Chenoweth as Maleficent, comedian Maz Jobrani as Jafar, and The Steve Harvey Show‘s Wendy Raquel Robinson as Cruella de Vil. (/Film)
• Here’s who Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Marina Sirtis thinks should play a young Deanna Troi. (Blastr)

Drabblemeister‘s cosplay of Eren’s mom in Attack on Titan is messed up in the best possible way.

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