Watch a Roller Skating Turtle Mascot Fail to Steal Lettuce

Turtles aren’t known for their dexterity or speed. Given that turtles are slow creatures, adding roller skates to the equation only makes sense. Doing so for a giant turtle mascot, however, is just plain silly. That’s apparently what French humorist Rémi Gaillard was going for, though, in his latest video. Hit the jump to watch a bewildered man guard his produce.

The real question is: What would he have done with all that lettuce had he succeeded?

(via Mashable)

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