Oh, you thought you’d already shelled out a mountain of cash for the finale, deluxe, boxed edition of the Harry Potter movies? Well if you act now, like, right now, you can preorder this set of eight books for $600, 40% off the normal price. Yes, that means the normal price is one grand. The books themselves are mostly indepth looks at the making of the Harry Potter movies, with the others being an indepth look at the relationships between the main cast, and the last, that fangéd replica of The Monster Book of Monsters, is a false book ready for the hiding of things within it.
Because if you have a friend over, they’re not going to totally attempt to open a replica of The Monster Book of Monsters as soon as they see it on your shelf and then find your Horcrux.