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The Geekiest Moments of the Golden Globes


The Golden Globes, that other movie awards ceremony, happened last night, and between hosts Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, and other lovely ladies and gents in attendance, there were quite a few clips you’re probably interested in seeing again. And if you didn’t see them the first time, then you should come on in and watch Tony Stark give Lois Lane a Golden Globe, find out who got an award straight from the Khaleesi, and who showed up for a tiny Pirates of the Caribbean reunion.

We begin with Robert Downey, Jr. making his traditional award show appearance seemingly in character as Tony Stark.

Continue to Emilia Clarke awarding a Bono-kissing Amy Poehler her first Golden Globe for Leslie Knope.

And then Orlando Bloom and Zoe Saldana making a teeny little Pirates of the Caribbean reunion to hand out the award. For the first one anyway. Someday, someone will tell us what happened to Anamaria between the first and second movies. (Hopefully, Jack got her that boat.)

And while those were by far the moments of the awards with the most geek cred, there are still a few you’re going to want to look at if you have any hope of pretending that you totally watched the Golden Globes instead of waiting for the Game of Thrones trailer.

Emma Thompson chucks some Louboutins across the stage while holding a martini.

And, of course you want to watch Amy and Tina’s monologue.

And for your final step on the way to true 2014 Golden Globes mastery, here’s the full list of the winners:

Best motion picture, drama

  • “12 Years a Slave” — WINNER
  • “Captain Phillips”
  • “Gravity”
  • “Philomena”
  • “Rush”

Best actress in a motion picture, drama

  • Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine” — WINNER
  • Sandra Bullock, “Gravity”
  • Judi Dench, Philomena”
  • Emma Thompson, “Saving Mr. Banks”
  • Kate Winslet, “Labor Day”

Best actor in a motion picture, drama

  • Chiwetel Ejiofor, “12 Years a Slave”
  • Idris Elba, “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”
  • Tom Hanks, “Captain Phillips”
  • Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club” — WINNER
  • Robert Redford, “All is Lost”

Best motion picture, comedy or musical

  • “American Hustle” — WINNER
  • “Her”
  • “Inside Llewyn Davis”
  • “Nebraska”
  • “The Wolf of Wall Street”

Best actress in a motion picture, musical or comedy

  • Amy Adams, “American Hustle” — WINNER
  • Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight”
  • Greta Gerwig, “Frances Ha”
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Enough Said”
  • Meryl Streep, “August: Osage County”

Best actor in a motion picture, musical or comedy

  • Christian Bale, “American Hustle”
  • Bruce Dern, “Nebraska”
  • Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street” — WINNER
  • Oscar Isaac, “Inside Llewyn Davis”
  • Joaquin Phoenix, “Her”

Best animated feature film

  • “The Croods”
  • “Despicable Me 2″
  • “Frozen” — WINNER

Best foreign language film

  • “Blue is the Warmest Color”
  • “The Great Beauty” — WINNER
  • “The Hunt”
  • “The Past”
  • “The Wind Rises”

Best supporting actress in a motion picture

  • Sally Hawkins, “Blue Jasmine”
  • Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle” — WINNER
  • Lupita Nyong’o, “12 Years a Slave”
  • Julia Roberts, “August: Osage County”
  • June Squibb, “Nebraska”

Best supporting actor in a motion picture

  • Barkhad Abdi, “Captain Phillips”
  • Daniel Brühl, “Rush”
  • Bradley Cooper, “American Hustle”
  • Michael Fassbender, “12 Years a Slave”
  • Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club” — WINNER

Best director, motion picture

  • Alfonso Cuaron, “Gravity” — WINNER
  • Paul Greengrass, “Captain Phillips”
  • Steve McQueen, “12 Years a Slave”
  • Alexander Payne, “Nebraska”
  • David O. Russell, “American Hustle”

Best screenplay, motion picture

  • Spike Jonze, “Her” — WINNER
  • Bob Nelson, “Nebraska”
  • Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan, “Philomena”
  • John Ridley, “12 Years a Slave”
  • Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell, “American Hustle”

Best original score, motion picture

  • Alex Ebert, “All is Lost” — WINNER
  • Alex Heffes, “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”
  • Steven Price, “Gravity”
  • John Williams, “The Book Thief”
  • Hans Zimmer, “12 Years a Slave”

Best original song, motion picture

  • “Atlas,” “Hunger Games: Catching Fire”
  • “Let It Go,” “Frozen”
  • “Ordinary Love,” “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom” — WINNER
  • “Please Mr. Kennedy,” “Inside Llewyn Davis”
  • “Sweeter Than Fiction,” “One Chance”

Best TV series, drama

  • “Breaking Bad” — WINNER
  • “Downton Abbey”
  • “The Good Wife”
  • “House of Cards”
  • “Masters of Sex”

Best actress in a TV series, drama

  • Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”
  • Tatiana Maslany, “Orphan Black”
  • Taylor Schilling, “Orange Is the New Black”
  • Kerry Washington, “Scandal”
  • Robin Wright, “House of Cards” — WINNER

Best actor in a TV series, drama

  • Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad” — WINNER
  • Liev Schreiber, “Ray Donovan”
  • Michael Sheen, “Masters of Sex”
  • Kevin Spacey, “House of Cards”
  • James Spader, “The Blacklist”

Best TV series, musical or comedy

  • “The Big Bang Theory”
  • “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” — WINNER
  • “Girls”
  • “Modern Family”
  • “Parks and Recreation”

Best actress in a TV series, musical or comedy

  • Zooey Deschanel, “New Girl”
  • Lena Dunham, “Girls”
  • Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Veep”
  • Amy Poehler, “Parks and Recreation” — WINNER

Best actor in a TV series, musical or comedy

  • Jason Bateman, “Arrested Development”
  • Don Cheadle, “House of Lies”
  • Michael J. Fox, “The Michael J. Fox Show”
  • Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”
  • Andy Samberg, “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” — WINNER

Best TV movie or miniseries

  • “American Horror Story: Coven”
  • “Behind the Candelabra” — WINNER
  • “Dancing on the Edge”
  • “Top of the Lake”
  • “White Queen”

Best actress in a miniseries or TV movie

  • Helena Bonham Carter, “Burton and Taylor”
  • Rebecca Ferguson, “The White Queen”
  • Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story: Coven”
  • Helen Mirren, “Phil Spector”
  • Elisabeth Moss, “Top of the Lake” — WINNER

Best actor in a miniseries or TV movie

  • Matt Damon, “Behind the Candelabra”
  • Michael Douglas, “Behind the Candelabra” — WINNER
  • Chiwetel Ejiofor, “Dancing on the Edge”
  • Idris Elba, “Luther”
  • Al Pacino, “Phil Spector”

Best supporting actress in a series, miniseries or TV movie

  • Jacqueline Bisset, “Dancing on the Edge” — WINNER
  • Janet McTeer, “The White Queen”
  • Hayden Panettiere, “Nashville”
  • Monica Potter, “Parenthood”
  • Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”

Best supporting actor in a series, miniseries or TV movie

  • Josh Charles, “The Good Wife”
  • Rob Lowe, “Behind the Candelabra”
  • Aaron Paul, “Breaking Bad”
  • Corey Stoll, “House of Cards”
  • Jon Voight, “Ray Donovan” — WINNER

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  • http://elisabethflaum.wordpress.com/ Elwyne

    EMMA THOMPSON FTW

    Also, Diane Keaton singing a song I learned in Girl Scouts when I was 7. <3

  • Anonymous

    I was extremely happy to see Brooklyn Nine Nine and Andy Samberg win, but thought it was a joke 12 Years A Slave won best picture got shut out in all the acting categories.

  • Alan Kistler

    Aw, yeah, Brooklyn Nine Nine! Some well-deserved awards were won and Emma Thompson again proved why I adore her.

  • Elizabeth Wells

    *sigh* oh American media, why must you be nationalistic in who can view your posted videos?

  • Charmless

    YES to Elisabeth Moss! I was disappointed that Top of the Lake didn’t win Best Miniseries, but I’m SO glad she won. Tremendous performance.

  • Troy Lenze

    Of all those clips only the Robert Downy Jr. and Emma Thompson ones made me even slightly regretful for not watching the Golden Globes. Glad I passed.

  • Anonymous

    Guessing all the other TV Shows going to pleased now that Breaking Bad has ended, so they dont just get constantly dominated!

  • Anonymous

    The geekiest moment is when Tony Starks enter the stage and the cameraperson looks at Bruce Banner.

    Someone there totaly ships them

  • Melissa Bramble

    Emma Thompson is a BOSS

  • Alex Young

    Not available in my country :’(

  • Lady Commentariat

    How did Lupita Nyong’o not win Best Supporting Actress? JLaw’s great and all, but seriously.

  • http://pontoonification.blogspot.com/ AverageDrafter

    How about McConaughey opening and closing with Dazed and Confused quotes – With Richard Linklater in the audience to witness it?

  • Anonymous

    Yes, Chiwetel Ejiofor absolutely deserved Best Actor.

  • Anonymous
  • Jen Bean

    I can’t see any of these except Orlando Bloom and Zoe Saldana’s.

  • Anonymous

    How could “Let it Go” not win?