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  1. VANILLA ICE to Play MARK TWAIN in Movie Directed By ADAM SANDLER, You Don’t Know the Half of It

    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere/ The ceremony of innocence is drowned.

    Remember back in October, when Adam Sandler announced that he'd signed a four-movie deal (one for each of the apocalypse's horsemen) with Netflix because the streaming service's name "“rhymes with wet chicks?” Well, the rough beast's hour has come round at last.

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  2. The Complete Twilight Saga Blu-Ray Is Inexplicably Without Sparkles

    Not all that glitters is gold

    Entertainment Weekly debuted the inevitable complete set of the Twilight Saga but I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed. It's so...plain. Writes EW, "Twilight Forever: The Complete Saga, a 10-disc Blu-ray set or a 12-disc DVD set, will be available on Nov. 5 — right before the fifth anniversary of the first Twilight — and includes two hours of never-before-seen bonus material, including new cast interviews, as well as all five movies." It will also include a photo album and every extra from the older DVDs. Though I suppose there's still room for the super special edition that comes in a life-sized replica of Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, or Taylor Lautner's head. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  3. Breaking Dawn – Part 2 Is Named the Year’s Worst Movie by the Razzies. Go On, Act Surprised.

    Of Course!

    There were worse movies to come out this year, to be sure. But, like the Oscars they were created to mock, the Razzie Awards is just a yearly bit of fluff that picks their winners (or "winners") based on mostly meaningless criteria. So let's just sit back and have fun with it, yeah?

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  4. To the Surprise Of No One, Breaking Dawn – Part 2 Gets Nominated in Every Single Razzie Awards Category

    This Makes Sense

    Tomorrow morning the 2013 Oscar nominations will be announced, but today we're focusing our attention on the Razzies, which have honored (well, "honored") the worst achievements in film since 1981. Judging by the noms alone, Razzie voters seem to have already picked their least favorite film of the year: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, which was nominated 11 times in 10 categories. I'd question what the Razzies will do now that there are no more Twilight movies to nominate (THANK. YOU. GOD.), but it's not like there's any shortage of awful movies without sparkly vampires in them. Still, the Razzies should give the franchise a lifetime achievement award or something.

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  5. Renesmee Makes Her Debut In These New Twilight Breaking Dawn Images

    And Fansplosions Abound

    We hadn't been seeing much from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, the final installment of Stephenie Meyer's book turned movie franchise, until now. But boy, do we have a lot to show you now. MovieLine collected a slew of pictures from the upcoming issue of Entertainment Weekly that show Bella and Edward's child Renesmee, the vampire clans that come to witness her unusual progression, and Bella having fun with her own newfound powers by challenging Emmett to an arm wrestling match.

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  6. The Real Quileute Tribe Featured in Twilight Are Happy to Be in the Spotlight So They Can Dispel the Werewolf Thing


    One thing that Twilight did that wasn't all that bad was put the spotlight on a Native American tribe from the Pacific Northwest, the Quileute tribe. For those of us who are not Twi-hards, that is the tribe from which Jacob (Taylor Lautner) is descended. The shirtless guy who turns into a werewolf. While the Quileute tribe are happy to be in the spotlight, they would like to take this opportunity to provide everyone with some actual facts about their tribe and beliefs in the form of an exhibit at the Smithsonian's National Museum of the American Indian. For starters: they wear shirts. Sorry.

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  7. That Time That Twilight’s Bella Knocked Thor “Right Out Of His Close-Up”

    We Have Done the Impossible and That Makes Us Mighty

    Twilight star Kristen Stewart is currently filming Snow White and the Huntsman with Thor star Chris Hemsworth. While rumors may be running wild about her Twilight co-star/boyfriend Robert Pattinson getting into a fight with the Australian actor on set, it seems Stewart is the one throwing down. She recently admitted to punching Hemsworth in the face while shooting the new film. 

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  8. Finally: Life-Sized Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Pillows

    Some Twilight superfan over at Etsy has finally found a way to plug the vampire- or werewolf-shaped hole in your heart: with life-sized pillows, or "manllows," shaped like Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. More pictures after the jump:

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