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How Thor: The Dark World Should Have Ended


Naturally, Jane Foster still saves the day. (Be sure to stay until the very end.)

Previously in HISHE

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  • http://bittersweetfountain.blogspot.com/ Bittersweet Fountain

    THE VILLAIN’S PUB. YES!!!!

    Also “you should’ve just colonized Mars.” BURN. :)

  • Samuel

    “Blowin’ my mind, Lok!”

    Also, they had those environmental power armors, they could have lived in those for a few years and adapted to Earth’s atmosphere and sun, given that Zod got over the disorientation and learned to fly in like, 3 minutes, the “we don’t have time to adapt” excuse was total BS.

    Better plan: Move in quietly, hang out at North or South Pole and adapt for a few years, turn Kal to their way of thinking based on the fact that Zod is basically his Uncle. Then take over the planet.

  • Anonymous

    Wait, where was Jane kissing Darcy? She was toooooootally jealous when she saw Darcy kissing the intern. And Darcy was toooooootally like, “What, I’m not cheating on you.”…Busted.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nuuni.nuunani Nuuni Nuunani

    Hmm…That would make for a possible premise to work in Martian Manhunter. I hope it comes up later.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    How It Really Ended: Millions of nerdy girls salivating over Hot Whobbie Loki action.

  • Jessy Southard Strohmeyer

    Stop creepin’ on my lady friend, dude!

  • Anonymous

    Yes. Make TVA into a sitcom, stat, pls.

  • Lisa Liscoumb

    Priceless!

  • Lisa Liscoumb

    I posted after seeing it that I loved the new Loki movie, and the blond guy was okay too. :)

  • http://whiterosebrian.tumblr.com/ White Rose Brian

    Is Villain Pub supposed to be a new series in the works?

  • Eve

    Only Thor could have believed Loki was dead. Jane should have seen right through it.