Gollum Makes Appearance as Wedding Ring-Bearer, Disgusts Reality Show Participants [Video]
by Alanna Bennett | 11:44 am, August 5th, 2011
Normally we would not abide any show that pits women against each other for the “most glorious honeymoon,” but this…This is like some bizarre anthropological experiment of what happens when extreme non-geeks are exposed to the geek universe. Basically, this groom decided to hire someone to play Gollum at his wedding. As his ring bearer. Which we think is the coolest idea ever, but maybe he forgot that his fiance is the type to sign them up for a show like Four Weddings, and that her fellow contestants might not get the joke. In fact, it’s been a while since I saw a group of people looking more aghast and disgusted at wedding proceedings.
Also, I’m still wondering, would the same reaction be seen at one of those Harry Potter weddings I’m still craving? Or does it only apply to ring-hungry “gargoyle”-creatures?