Hiatus has fallen, and now our watch begins. We have long months to go until Game of Thrones comes back, but already we’ve been hearing some rumors about which book characters season five might introduce. The Sand Snakes. Prince Doran. Other sites, like WinterIsComing.net, take an admirably serious approach to fancasting, but for my part, I prefer something a little more… unusual, like when we presented our unlikely candidates for the Twelfth Doctor. To that end, here are my choices for people who will never, ever be cast as new characters in Game of Thrones, but who definitely should be. Definitely.
This gallery contains spoilers for all published books. Be ye warned.