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Mew-Mew the Brave Will Protect Your Castle In Cat Armor

Etsy user schnabuble has some pretty interesting things for sale in their shop but perhaps none more so than this – Cat Battle Armor. They write, “100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable, the Cat Battle Armor is a for-reals armor harness for your kitty. Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor.”

At first I was like, “I’ll take 2!” And then I saw it was $500 and remembered my cats would murder me in my sleep if I tried.

(via @JAyalSinger)

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  • Octochan

    Any cat is an ‘unstoppable force for slaughter’ even without armor on … when they feel like it.

  • According2Robyn

    The day may come when the courage of cats fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all you hold dear in this good Earth… [yawns] Oh wow, I’m so tired. [curls up and goes to sleep]

  • Hailey Ferraro

    And so my watch begins…

  • Anonymous

    For $500 I expect armor to protect my mouse-murdering monster from tummy tickles.