Mew-Mew the Brave Will Protect Your Castle In Cat Armor
by Jill Pantozzi | 2:20 pm, January 9th, 2014
Etsy user schnabuble has some pretty interesting things for sale in their shop but perhaps none more so than this – Cat Battle Armor. They write, “100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable, the Cat Battle Armor is a for-reals armor harness for your kitty. Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor.”
At first I was like, “I’ll take 2!” And then I saw it was $500 and remembered my cats would murder me in my sleep if I tried.