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Search Your Feelings: We’ve All Been This Emo Kylo Ren Twitter Account

Better break out Deja Entendu and the blacklight.

There were a lot of things The Force Awakens did right. For instance, Kylo Ren. He’s Anakin done right. J.J. Abrams was able to pull off in one movie what George Lucas couldn’t in three. But I still can’t help but feel like there was something… missing from Adam Driver’s already brilliant performance. Something much more… emotional. Enter @KyloR3n.

@KyloR3n is a peek into the life of an emo Kylo Ren. This Twitter account is just full of the most perfect, precious, on brand point tweets that will have you rolling. That is, when you’re not listening to Linkin Park or Evanescence and being  ~*~*misunderstood*~*~ by yourself in your bedroom. Check it:

SPOILERS FOLLOW. Not even kidding. Still not kidding. Turn around. Stop. Stahp. Okay, fine.

The account takes time to muse on such amazing things as haircare:

Manspreading:

Headwear:

“Old Souls”:

And even ethics in somethingsomething

The best part, though? He gets into an argument with a “verified” (not really) Han Solo account.

And the finisher:

Dad’s got no time for your whiny fuss, kid. Dad’s got no time at all.

Oh, geez, I made myself sad.

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