Okay, but What if Ultron Was a Robot Pinocchio [VIDEO]

*growly voice* GIVE. A. LITTLE. WHISTLE.

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But who is his Jiminy Cricket, you ask? Well, probably Jiminy Cricket is somewhere else. Maybe with Sora and Donald and Goofy.

Maybe in the Marvel Universe level of the Kingdom Hearts game of my dreams.

(via Laughing Squid)

Previously in Age of Ultron

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