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Trump is special because, unlike others, he takes the ‘big’ aspirin, and apparently, that’s where his hand bruises are from

By Jan 26th
Donald Trump finds Ukrainians suffering in freezing temperatures ‘pretty amazing’ — because empathy was never his strong suit

By Jan 26th
Karoline Leavitt’s attempt to smooth over Trump’s ‘Iceland/Greenland’ blunder backfires spectacularly

By Jan 26th
Putin gets a seat on Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ while Trump blasts Russia over Greenland — his reasoning is as ridiculous as you’d expect

By Jan 23rd
Fear of ICE raids under Trump’s anti-immigration policies is leading pregnant women to avoid clinics

By Jan 23rd
‘Party of pro life’: Donald Trump’s ICE stoops to a new low as agents detain a five-year-old as he returned from school

By Jan 23rd
Emmanuel Macron seemingly hits back at Trump, says France prefers ‘respect’ over being bullied

By Jan 22nd
Donald Trump’s family cashes in $1.4 billion during his second term — but sure, blame communism for everything

By Jan 21st
‘Trump is basically making a new NATO, but for the bad guys’: With the inclusion of Alexander Lukashenko, Trump’s Board of Peace now has two dictators

By Jan 21st
‘Only missing North Korea’: Belarus President has accepted Trump’s invitation to join the ‘Board of Peace’

By Jan 21st
Trump’s ICE agents caught on tape, exposing the ugly racism fueling their investigations

By Jan 21st
The Gulf of Mexico? Trump thinks it should be the ‘Gulf of Trump’ — another monument to his endless self-obsession

By Jan 21st
Trump’s anti-trans slogan from the past is coming to bite him in the back, amidst his growing hypocrisy

By Jan 21st
Ted Cruz doesn’t want to anger Trump, so he is just sucking up to him by agreeing with his Greenland plans

By Jan 20th
Trump’s way of guaranteeing obedience from the French PM is simple: impose a 200 per cent tariff on the country’s wines

By Jan 20th
SNL’s Colin Jost skewers Trump with a sly jab after RFK Jr.’s bizarre declaration of an ‘end to the war on protein’

By Jan 20th
Trump’s Greenland fantasy crushed as a Greenland politician declares the territory can’t be bought by his white-powered cronies

By Jan 20th
In a stunning display of self-sabotage, Kristi Noem contradicts her own agency’s stats and ends up looking ridiculous on air

By Jan 20th
Donald Trump hands out another pardon, and surprise, surprise — it stinks of bribes and MAGA loyalty

By Jan 20th
Leaked recording of Trump and Macron shows Trump cared less about Ukraine and Russia and more about Nobel Prize bragging rights

By Jan 20th