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Monday Cute: Take Cover, UFO Tortoise Lands in Pet Store

By Aug 14th
Two Tortoises Recreate Eyes Wide Shut on Fashion Week Runway

By Feb 12th
Monday Cute: Lucy the Tortoise Has Teeny-Tiny Cucumber Noms

By Jun 1st
A Guy Saved His Pet Tortoise With a Crowdfunded Penis Amputation

By Apr 22nd
Tortoise Practices Using Lego Wheel Prosthetic Limb, Hare Won’t Know What Hit It [Video]

By Dec 2nd
World-Class Pianist Brought in to Romance Tortoises [Video]

By Feb 7th
Tortoise Eats The Heck Outta This Salad, Mercifully Time Lapsed [Video]

By Feb 4th
This Turtle Sure Has a Hard Time Eating a Tomato [Video]

By Dec 28th