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Instacart delivery man leaves birthday cake on a porch, but the cake undelivered itself and ran away, no kidding

By Kopal Feb 12th
NYC girl hears screams next door and calls 911. When they break into the apartment, everyone’s shocked: ‘There might have been a murderer living here’

By Kopal Feb 12th
Mercedes-Benz guy makes his date pay and does something worse on the ride home: ‘I don’t know why I go on dates anymore’

By Kopal Feb 12th
‘These young people do anything’: Server wears under-eye and pimple patches at work and the whole internet has turned against her

By Kopal Feb 11th
71 yo Utah mom opens a full-blown sandwich shop at 30,000 ft mid-flight. The internet is stunned by the audacity: ‘The real MVP’

By Kopal Feb 11th
‘I want that man fired’: Frontier Airlines agent fakes a bag being overweight to pull woman aside and whispers something that left her furious

By Kopal Feb 11th
‘Made us proud queen’: Man in London runs away with a woman’s phone while she was recording a video — too bad she turned out to be triathlete

By Kopal Feb 10th
‘Why did they do me like that?’: Woman sees her birth certificate after 15 years and find an insane typo

By Kopal Feb 10th
South Carolina teacher pranked her fourth-graders with a ‘breakup letter’ — it turned out to be a history lesson they’d never forget

By Kopal Feb 10th
‘This is what Target does for BHM?’: Massachusetts man goes to Target during Black History Month and immediately regrets it… because of a sweater

By Kopal Feb 9th
Man walks into Home Depot, uses a tool, and puts it back on the shelf — says he will do it again

By Kopal Feb 9th
‘I’m literally trying to do my job’: Couple walks into a bar, gives a bartender the worst time ever, then leaves her an infuriating message

By Kopal Feb 5th
Donald Trump proudly announces ‘I don’t want to bring housing prices down,’ so homebuyers can just get lost

By Kopal Jan 30th
Donald Trump claims you can’t run a country playing golf, but guess who was on the golf field for 88 days last year?

By Kopal Jan 22nd
A new map shared by Trump is turning heads, with some unexpected countries now part of his America

By Kopal Jan 21st
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Kopal Jan 21st
Aww, Trump invites Macron to join his Board of Peace, then claims ‘Nobody wants him’ when he rejected the invitation

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘This guy is so dumb’: Eric Trump tried to celebrate Trump’s illegal boat strike using statistics, but it hilariously bit him in the back

By Kopal Jan 20th
Donald Trump grins like a 5yo as he gets a second-hand Nobel Peace Prize, but the Nobel Committee soon wipes it off his face

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Kopal Jan 19th