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‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Jan 19th
Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

By Jan 16th
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
‘What the F—k Is Going On’: The USDA Just Posted Trump with a Milk Mustache and Everyone Wishes They’d Never Seen It

By Jan 14th
The U.S. Department of Labor is openly using an imitation of the most popular Nazi slogan to supposedly promote patriotism

By Jan 14th
Days after Renee Good’s murder, ICE agent threatens a woman filming him — ‘Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?’

By Jan 13th
Trump: I don’t want to be bragging. Also Trump: Nobody should get the Nobel Prize more than me

By Jan 11th
ICE agents told a physician to ‘back off’ while Renee Nicole Good bled and died

By Jan 10th
Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Jan 10th
Trump dropped another self-glorifying rant about the Nobel Peace Prize but he can’t even spell it correctly

By Jan 8th
Delcy Rodriguez, who? Donald Trump couldn’t resist declaring himself the real ‘in charge’ of Venezuela after overthrowing Maduro

By Jan 7th
‘Democracy Dies in Darkness’: The Washington Post and NYT allegedly knew about U.S. plan to capture Maduro but Congress didn’t

By Jan 6th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Jan 4th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Jan 4th
One day in office and Zohran Mamdani has already pushed an annoying criminal out of New York City

By Jan 3rd
Donald Trump finally running low on female reporters to bully, so he’s decided to branch out and mock men too

By Dec 30th
Marjorie Taylor Greene brags about ‘fighting’. Then people remind her she’s actually quitting

By Dec 9th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd