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Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

By Kopal Jan 19th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Kopal Jan 19th
‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Kopal Jan 19th
Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

By Kopal Jan 16th
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Kopal Jan 16th
‘What the F—k Is Going On’: The USDA Just Posted Trump with a Milk Mustache and Everyone Wishes They’d Never Seen It

By Kopal Jan 14th
The U.S. Department of Labor is openly using an imitation of the most popular Nazi slogan to supposedly promote patriotism

By Kopal Jan 14th
Days after Renee Good’s murder, ICE agent threatens a woman filming him — ‘Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?’

By Kopal Jan 13th
Trump: I don’t want to be bragging. Also Trump: Nobody should get the Nobel Prize more than me

By Kopal Jan 11th
ICE agents told a physician to ‘back off’ while Renee Nicole Good bled and died

By Kopal Jan 10th
Trump gets up and wanders away mid-conference to stare at his ballroom construction and say ‘Wow, what a view’

By Kopal Jan 10th
Trump dropped another self-glorifying rant about the Nobel Peace Prize but he can’t even spell it correctly

By Kopal Jan 8th
Delcy Rodriguez, who? Donald Trump couldn’t resist declaring himself the real ‘in charge’ of Venezuela after overthrowing Maduro

By Kopal Jan 7th
‘Democracy Dies in Darkness’: The Washington Post and NYT allegedly knew about U.S. plan to capture Maduro but Congress didn’t

By Kopal Jan 6th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Kopal Jan 4th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Kopal Jan 4th
One day in office and Zohran Mamdani has already pushed an annoying criminal out of New York City

By Kopal Jan 3rd
Donald Trump finally running low on female reporters to bully, so he’s decided to branch out and mock men too

By Kopal Dec 30th
Marjorie Taylor Greene brags about ‘fighting’. Then people remind her she’s actually quitting

By Kopal Dec 9th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Kopal Dec 4th