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New Research Shows Sea Snail Teeth Are Nature’s Strongest Material

By Feb 19th
Snail Uses Weaponized Insulin to Kill Foes Super Super Sweetly, Someone Make It a Pixar Movie Villain Stat

By Jan 20th
Relax, Everyone, Female Sea Snails Are No Longer Growing Penises Due to Harmful Chemicals. Situation Normal

By Jan 15th
Because Nature’s Terrifying, Here Are Some Newly Discovered Giant Fluorescent Pink Slugs

By May 31st
Marine Whelk Snails Are The Ocean’s Daddy Day Care, But Less Awful

By Aug 29th