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Python Accused of Starting School Fire That Killed Tortoise and Damaged Classrooms, Teacher Defends Her Snake

By Misty Layne Aug 20th
New York City Woman Heard a Strange Story About the House She Moved To. There Was Poop on The Wall: ‘It Wasn’t a Plumbing Issue!’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 23rd
Louisiana Woman Accidentally Cooks Pet Snake. Her Boyfriend Blamed Her for Not Checking the Oven: ‘That’s What Hell is Gonna Smell Like’

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 23rd
A truck driver is reeling after a $34,000 fine was issued for his deadly cargo that had Texas border officers doing a double-take

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 20th
You’re Not Truly Relaxed Until a Python Named Walter Gives You a “Massage”

By Carolyn Cox May 22nd
Watch This Ten-Foot Snake Devour A Crocodile, Alarm Humans [Video]

By Carolyn Cox Mar 3rd