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Oompa Loompas Plead Guilty in Street Fight, This Really Happened

Oompa loompa doopity de dight, don't go out drinking and get in a fight.

We always knew the Oompa Loompas had a mean streak in them, so we're not surprised to hear that two Oompa Loompas have been charged for their part in a brawl outside a nightclub. We were surprised to find out that it was actually just two guys dressed as Oompa Loompas, and not real Oompa Loompas, because Oompa Loompas aren't real.

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