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Eric Adams Is Back on His Reactionary Nonsense, This Time With Drones

By Sep 22nd
Everyone Is Openly Strategizing How To Defeat the NYPD’s New Robo Cop

By Apr 18th
New Head of DC Films Allegedly Required to Report Directly to Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav

By Sep 6th
Police on Both Coasts Investigating Allegations of Sexual Assault Against Harvey Weinstein and James Toback

By Nov 1st
This “Blue Racism” Video Has Absolutely Zero Idea What Racism Looks like

By Aug 21st
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Allows Us to Find Humor in the Police Post-Ferguson

By Oct 28th
NYPD Tries to Start a Trending Hashtag, It Does Not Go So Well

By Apr 23rd
Banksy Cancels Art Because The Police Don’t Get It

By Oct 23rd
NYPD Releases Harmless Gas to Study Effects of Chemical Weapons on the Subway System

By Jul 9th
New York Pill Bottles Get GPS Tags to Combat Drug Theft

By Jan 15th
That Could Have Ended Badly: Loaded Revolutionary War Cannon Found in Central Park

By Jan 13th
Police Horse Licks Bulldog, is Completely Adorable [Video]

By Sep 4th
In Honor of the Fourth of July, Here's the NYPD Blowing Up Over 5,000 Pounds of Confiscated Fireworks [Video]

By Jul 4th