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After the 50-year mortgage plan, Trump might introduce a 15-year car loan. Ironically, American cars don’t even last that long

By Kopal Nov 11th
‘What the hell is going on?’ : Donald Trump is, like, baffled by the Supreme Court tariff case and calls the whole thing ‘ridiculous’

By Kopal Nov 11th
Donald Trump still hasn’t moved on from his Nobel Peace Prize dreams, goes on another Truth Social ranting spree

By Kopal Nov 11th
Donald Trump jets off to Mar-a-Lago to party right after blocking SNAP payments for millions

By Kopal Nov 10th
Trump just announced $2000 ‘tariff dividends’ for everyone, but Scott Bessent accidentally proved it’s never coming

By Kopal Nov 10th
‘Doesn’t change the facts’: Trump calls NBC ‘fake news’ after a reporter exposed the truth behind the ‘cheaper’ Thanksgiving meal

By Kopal Nov 9th
‘It’s a time cage’: Donald Trump’s new 50-year mortgage makes sure young people never own anything — except lifelong debt

By Kopal Nov 9th
‘We’re an unreliable partner’: Economist Justin Wolfers breaks down how Trump’s tariffs are going to seriously hurt the U.S. in the long term

By Kopal Nov 9th
‘He’s off to a bad start’: Donald Trump calls Zohran Mamdani’s victory speech ‘angry’ and believes he should be ‘very nice’ to him

By Kopal Nov 6th
‘I did this for the world’: Delusional Donald Trump claims his insane tariffs saved the ‘entire world’ from a depression

By Kopal Nov 6th
‘Bye, Andy!’: Andrew Cuomo should move to Florida, as promised, after losing the New York Mayoral elections

By Kopal Nov 5th
‘He wants Republicans to cheat’: Trump calls for ‘VOTER REFORM’ right after his party got swept under the rug in elections

By Kopal Nov 5th
‘Poor baby’: Trump goes on an infantile self-boasting rant after he discovers his collapsing approval ratings, calls them ‘fake’

By Kopal Nov 4th
Rep. Randy Fine says the only thing Zohran Mamdani should run for is ‘his deportation flight back to Uganda’

By Kopal Nov 4th
‘I don’t know’: Donald Trump acts dumb about crypto tycoon CZ right after pardoning him following a $2 billion deal with Trump’s crypto firm

By Kopal Nov 3rd
‘Has he met the President?’: Mike Johnson is mad about Democrats dropping F-bombs when Trump has been doing it live for years

By Kopal Oct 31st
JD Vance just called it ‘totally reasonable’ for Americans to be racist towards people who speak a different language

By Kopal Oct 30th
‘We’re not in sixth grade anymore’: Rep. Lisa McClain tried to school Democrats when her own leader has been name-calling and dropping poop videos like a toddler

By Kopal Oct 30th
‘God help me, I’m agreeing’: MTG just made the clearest case yet that Republicans can end shutdown, but aren’t

By Kopal Oct 30th
‘Are we great now’: ICE agents break 67-year-old Chicago runner’s ribs for trying to turn into his own driveway

By Kopal Oct 29th