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The Department of Justice just labeled itself the ‘Trump Department of Justice’ on an official document

By Kopal Dec 22nd
‘I don’t even look’: Donald Trump announces he’s moved on from women and now has a ‘thing’ for chairs

By Kopal Dec 22nd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Kopal Dec 21st
A CNN journalist digs through a 100-page Epstein document, and surprise — it’s as grim and twisted as you feared

By Kopal Dec 21st
Kennedy Center Board member is setting the record straight on the ‘unanimous vote’ to rename the Center after Trump

By Kopal Dec 19th
Chairman Brendan Carr admits the FCC is a slave to Trump despite advertising it as an “independent” agency online

By Kopal Dec 19th
According to Donald Trump’s math, Big Pharma will soon be paying you to take their meds

By Kopal Dec 19th
Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Kopal Dec 18th
Mike Johnson awkwardly speed-walks away after refusing to address Trump’s Rob Reiner post

By Kopal Dec 17th
Donald Trump goes full pro-Putin, blames Ukraine for ‘starting’ the war, and mocks it for seeking missiles

By Kopal Dec 16th
Donald Trump doesn’t know the difference between an ‘arch’ and an ‘arc,’ but he’s sure it will ‘blow everyone.’

By Kopal Dec 16th
‘We’ve got some great ideas’: Mike Johnson says Republicans will present a healthcare ‘fix’ next week, but still can’t explain what it is

By Kopal Dec 16th
Donald Trump’s response to the Brown University shooting is ‘things can happen’

By Kopal Dec 15th
Trump believes he’s Europe’s dream leader, but British tabloids literally called him ‘Deranged’ and ‘Man Baby’ on front page

By Kopal Dec 15th
Trump blames Obamacare for boosting big insurance stocks 1700%, only to roll out a plan that would make CEOs pop champagne bottles

By Kopal Dec 9th
‘Sorry Don, you got played’: Donald Trump melts down after Henry Cuellar announces Democratic campaign despite receiving his pardon

By Kopal Dec 9th
Marjorie Taylor Greene brags about ‘fighting’. Then people remind her she’s actually quitting

By Kopal Dec 9th
‘She hates Erika’: Candace Owens shares pre-texts of Charlie Kirk going on a date with a woman he was ‘in love with’

By Kopal Dec 9th
7 promises Trump fed you since taking office — only for them to sink faster than his 11 bankruptcies

By Kopal Dec 8th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Kopal Dec 4th