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‘That’s manipulation’: Mike Johnson swears in Matt Van Epps within 48 hours of election, whereas he took 50 days for Adelita Grijalva

By Dec 5th
Mike Johnson has nothing to say about Pete Hegseth’s ‘war crimes’, as he was ‘pretty busy’ covering the evidence up

By Dec 3rd
Mike Johnson is out here defending Trump’s calls for death and violence, brushing it off as a ‘factual statement’

By Nov 24th
‘Oldest excuse in the book’: Speaker Mike Jonson warns of ‘National security concerns’ if the Epstein Files are released unredacted

By Nov 20th
Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

By Nov 20th
‘She DID NOT hold back’: Adelita Grijalva torches Mike Johnson moments after he’s sworn in, accusing him of abusing power

By Nov 13th
‘Endless wishful thinking’: 2 months left for ACA premium credits, and Mike Johnson is still boasting about having ‘notebooks full of ideas’

By Nov 12th
’Speaker Johnson misplayed his hand’: Adelita Grijalva says that by not swearing her in, Mike Johnson has ‘highlighted how corrupt this administration is’

By Nov 6th
‘I don’t know anything about it’: Mike Johnson uses deflection yet again, says he knows nothing about Trump pardoning money laundering crypto billionaire friend

By Nov 4th
‘Just words on paper’: People troll Mike Johnson as he brags about having ’60 or 70 pages of ideas” for healthcare reform, but no concrete plan

By Nov 4th
‘Textbook example of gaslighting’: Mike Johnson’s delusion reaches record levels of high as he blames the media for supporting the Dems

By Nov 4th
‘Has he met the President?’: Mike Johnson is mad about Democrats dropping F-bombs when Trump has been doing it live for years

By Oct 31st
‘God help me, I’m agreeing’: MTG just made the clearest case yet that Republicans can end shutdown, but aren’t

By Oct 30th
‘Positively clueless, and essentially useless’: Mike Johnson has a habit of not knowing anything about stuff that really matters, and it does not go unnoticed

By Oct 27th
‘Get a grip man’: Mike Johnson claims Rep. Grijalva is making TikTok videos instead of working, forgets that he hasn’t sworn her in yet

By Oct 23rd
Mike Johnson thinks the Trump sharing a video of him defecating on ‘No Kings’ protesters is ‘effective’

By Oct 22nd
Mike Johnson calls ‘No Kings’ protestors ‘pro-Hamas’, and ‘Antifa’. People call it an assault on First Amendment

By Oct 18th
‘GROK can do it in 30 seconds’: Mike Johnson launches yet another excuse for not releasing the Epstein Files

By Oct 17th
‘Sounds really serious to me’: Speaker Mike Johnson dubbed assault allegations against GOP member as not ‘serious’

By Oct 16th
‘Wants to be a dictator:’ Americans rip Mike Johnson apart for suggesting Trump’s name for Nobel Peace Prize

By Oct 16th