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Miami’s 30-year Republican streak just met its end, and Sleepy Don is gonna hate it

By Dec 15th
‘This is so dangerous’: Realtor comes across $3,000 a month apartment in Miami. Then she looks across the street

By Nov 13th
‘The way you checked the card right away’: Miami woman hosts gender reveal party. She didn’t expect her mom to sabotage her big moment

By Nov 8th
‘Ur mom making it worse is SENDING ME’: Man flies from Miami to New Jersey. Then he survives the ‘flight from hell’

By Oct 17th
‘This is getting wayyy out of hand. This is 100% absurd’: Guest checks into Miami La Quinta. Then they see new check-in process

By Jul 30th
Florida mayor attempts to destroy local cinema for screening a 2025 Oscars champion

By Mar 13th
Miami School Threatens to Fire Teachers Who Get the COVID-19 Vaccine

By Apr 27th
Miami Is Full Of Foot-Long Giant African Land Snails

By Jan 24th
Possible Computer Glitch Causes All Doors in Florida Prison to Open

By Aug 16th
Florida Mayoral Candidate Plagued by Voodoo Curse, Because Florida

By Apr 10th