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This Martin Shkreli Love Story Is a Redditship Come To Life

By Dec 21st
Pharma Jerk Martin Shkreli Is Going to Prison, But Not for the Thing Everyone Wanted Him to Be Punished For

By Mar 9th
Martin Shkreli Had His Bail Revoked, Is in Jail Now Because You Can’t Ask the Internet to Assault Hillary Clinton for You

By Sep 14th
Prosecutors Move to Revoke Martin Shkreli’s Bail After the Literal Goblin Offered Bounty for Hillary Clinton’s Hair

By Sep 8th
Things We Saw Today: Charlottesville’s Robert E. Lee Statue Covered in Black to Symbolize Mourning for Heather Heyer

By Aug 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Bless Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Collection of Old Home Videos

By Aug 16th
Breaking: Everyone Is Reveling Over the Conviction of “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli

By Aug 4th
Things We Say Today: Google Doodle Pays Tribute to the Silent Parade, a Mass Protest Against Anti-Black Violence

By Jul 28th
Things We Saw Today: Two Lazy DJs Put Their Soundboards to Good Use

By Jan 8th
Martin Shkreli Loses Two CEO Positions; Charity Returns His $15,000 Donation on Principle

By Dec 21st
Pharma Jerk Martin Shkreli Ruins Our Chances of a Bill Murray/Wu-Tang Heist by Getting Arrested

By Dec 17th
Pharma CEO Who Hiked Price of AIDS Drug by 5,000% Spent Millions Buying the Only Copy of New Wu-Tang LP

By Dec 9th