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Kristi Noem launches another infinite blabber when Goldman asked her about the legality of deporting asylum applicants

By Dec 18th
Now’s Your Chance To Stop Homeland Security From Price-Gouging International Touring Bands

By Feb 24th
Homeland Security Encourages Americans To Prepare For Zombie Apocalypse (Because of Reasons)

By Sep 8th
Tweeting About Partying and Quoting Family Guy Gets U.K. Tourist Jailed, Deported

By Jan 30th