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Latest FEMA Stories

These Responses to FEMA’s Presidential Alert Test Are Peak Internet Culture

By Chelsea SteinerOct 3rd
San Juan’s Carmen Yulín Cruz Emphasizes Grassroots Donations to Puerto Rico In Light of Trump’s Disastrous Publicity Stunt

By Teresa JusinoOct 4th
Homeland Security Encourages Americans To Prepare For Zombie Apocalypse (Because of Reasons)

By Jill PantozziSep 8th
National Emergency Alert System Test Was a Complete Failure

By Eric LimerNov 10th
FEMA Judges Hurricane Damage on Whether or Not the Local Waffle House is Open

By Eric LimerSep 2nd

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