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Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick held onto her seat until 50 years and a $5M verdict pried her fingers off one by one

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
‘Fraud and waste’: Trump’s administration member urges him to shut FEMA down

By Vanessa Esguerra Feb 10th
‘Bulls—‘: Trump heartlessly hints at FEMA removal, leaving states to fend for themselves

By Sarah Fimm Jan 23rd
‘FEMA is broke’: Conspiracy theories engulf social media amidst wildfire in California

By Vanessa Esguerra Jan 9th
‘They don’t have any money’: Donald Trump shamelessly shares another lie about FEMA and immigrants

By Rachel Ulatowski Oct 22nd
The Alarm System Turned Us All Into Zombies, Now What?

By Rachel Leishman Oct 4th
These Responses to FEMA’s Presidential Alert Test Are Peak Internet Culture

By Chelsea Steiner Oct 3rd
San Juan’s Carmen Yulín Cruz Emphasizes Grassroots Donations to Puerto Rico In Light of Trump’s Disastrous Publicity Stunt

By Teresa Jusino Oct 4th
Homeland Security Encourages Americans To Prepare For Zombie Apocalypse (Because of Reasons)

By Jill Pantozzi Sep 8th
National Emergency Alert System Test Was a Complete Failure

By Eric Limer Nov 10th
FEMA Judges Hurricane Damage on Whether or Not the Local Waffle House is Open

By Eric Limer Sep 2nd