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Elon Musk flips just a week after he called Zohran Mamdani the ‘future of the Democratic Party’

By Nov 4th
‘I could not think of a man more worthy’: Elon Musk says Zohran Mamdani is the ‘future of the Democratic Party’

By Oct 27th
‘So…. Elon?’: Looks like Trump has a wealthy ‘donor’ friend who could help amidst the government shutdown, but there might be a catch

By Oct 16th
‘He’d be the host’: The Late Jane Goodall wished to blast Elon Musk and Trump into space

By Oct 10th
‘Most propagandized website on Earth:’ Elon Musk’s post backfires, as people give him a taste of his medicine

By Oct 5th
‘Which is true’: Defensive Elon Musk explains why he’s in the Epstein Files while stamping feet and holding breath

By Sep 28th
‘Please don’t send no more money to Elon’: Woman tries to send her ‘boyfriend’ Elon Musk money while at Florida Publix. Then a worker intervenes

By Sep 11th
‘Let me host the reunion’: Bravo’s King wants to mediate the Trump v. Musk fight

By Jun 5th
‘Have a nice day, DJT!’: Oh no, the girls are fighting

By Jun 5th
‘You ruined the country’: Elon Musk quits live stream after getting mocked

By Apr 9th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters creepily comments on Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends

By Apr 8th
‘Navarro is truly a moron’: Elon Musk insults Trump’s trade adviser amid tariff controversy

By Apr 8th
Elon Musk allegedly counseled Trump to oppose tariffs. Here’s how that went

By Apr 8th
‘DUMB AND UGLY’: Elon Musk bullied by cruel teens as he fails to prove his gamer cred

By Apr 8th
Elon’s Tesla insurance won’t fault you for fake forward collision warnings after class action lawsuit

By Apr 7th
‘She was thin and had a nice face’: Fox News’ Jesse Watters’ gross remarks about Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends are pretty misogynistic

By Apr 7th
As Elon Musk’s empire implodes, the world’s richest victim blames the rules he once loved

By Apr 6th
RFK Jr. claims 20% of job cuts at Health Agency By Trump Administration were mistakes

By Apr 4th
Elon Musk’s alleged baby mama claims she has to sell her Tesla to make up for child support losses

By Apr 4th
Billionaires pummelled as Trump tariff chaos annihilates stock market

By Apr 4th