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The President of the United States Can’t Tell a Falcon From a Bald Eagle, but Hey, He Aced His Cognitive Tests

By Kopal Jan 2nd
We Finally Know What Donald Trump Been High On — It’s Aspirin

By Kopal Jan 2nd
Laugh out loud, Steve Bannon just admitted he’d be put in prison if Democrats win midterms and 2028

By Kopal Dec 31st
‘Holy glazing’: Trump’s Spiritual adviser Paula White goes harder for him than he goes for himself, and it’s terminally cringe

By Kopal Dec 31st
Donald Trump finally running low on female reporters to bully, so he’s decided to branch out and mock men too

By Kopal Dec 30th
‘Stop this cover-up!!!’: The DOJ tried to redact Trump’s name from a document detailing his bizarre ‘pert nipples’ obsession

By Kopal Dec 30th
‘Smell of panic’: Donald Trump calls Epstein files a ‘hoax’ but ready to release Democrat names to ‘embarrass’ them

By Kopal Dec 29th
Trump’s team now running the DOJ’s X account for Epstein file disclosures, and if that doesn’t scream ‘we’re hiding something,’ what does?

By Jonathan Wright Dec 29th
‘Caught in 4K’: DOJ drops Epstein flight records that crush Trump’s denial of ever being on the plane

By Kopal Dec 29th
This Epstein document from Drop 8 clearly mentions sexual abuse allegations against Donald Trump

By Kopal Dec 24th
Trump claims ‘we’re going to have more jobs than we’ve ever had’ but wait, it won’t be for humans

By Kopal Dec 24th
Epstein’s brother drops a bombshell tip to the FBI, alleging Trump ‘authorized’ Jeffrey Epstein’s murder to silence him before he could ‘name names’

By Kopal Dec 24th
SNL just hilariously roasted Donald Trump over the release of the ‘redacted’ Epstein Files

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 24th
Jeffrey Epstein Wrote a Damning Letter About Donald Trump to Larry Nassar

By Myra Drake Dec 23rd
Kamala Harris accuses Donald Trump of using the DoJ as his ‘personal law firm’

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 23rd
The Department of Justice just labeled itself the ‘Trump Department of Justice’ on an official document

By Kopal Dec 22nd
‘I don’t even look’: Donald Trump announces he’s moved on from women and now has a ‘thing’ for chairs

By Kopal Dec 22nd
‘That’s your characterization’: Israel is walking all over Trump but Marco Rubio swears he negotiated a miracle for Gaza

By Kopal Dec 22nd
‘So the actual rate is higher?’: JD Vance says unemployment statistics undercount joblessness and accidentally proves the problem is worse

By Kopal Dec 21st
‘Mr. President, please’: Donald Trump managed to say the one thing that has entire communities rolling their eyes

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 19th