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‘Greatest con artist’: Donald Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles were apparently made in China, and made him a $6.8 million profit

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘This guy is so dumb’: Eric Trump tried to celebrate Trump’s illegal boat strike using statistics, but it hilariously bit him in the back

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘Because the Chief is in the Epstein Files’: Donald Trump announces tariffs for opposing his Greenland ‘acquisition’

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 20th
Donald Trump grins like a 5yo as he gets a second-hand Nobel Peace Prize, but the Nobel Committee soon wipes it off his face

By Kopal Jan 20th
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Kopal Jan 19th
Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

By Kopal Jan 19th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Kopal Jan 19th
French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

By Kopal Jan 19th
‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Kopal Jan 19th
Jimmy Kimmel Used His Awards For a Good Cause: To Bribe Donald Trump to Get ICE Out of Minnesota

By Jonathan Wright Jan 18th
Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

By Kopal Jan 16th
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Kopal Jan 16th
‘What the F—k Is Going On’: The USDA Just Posted Trump with a Milk Mustache and Everyone Wishes They’d Never Seen It

By Kopal Jan 14th
The U.S. Department of Labor is openly using an imitation of the most popular Nazi slogan to supposedly promote patriotism

By Kopal Jan 14th
Karoline Leavitt claims the Democratic Party is protecting pedophiles while serving the worst one herself

By Kopal Jan 14th
Donald Trump does a cheap emulation of Joe Biden’s cough as the audience turns speechless

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 14th
‘How quickly she flinched’: Donald Trump says he cannot ‘grab’ Karoline Leavitt

By Sanchari Ghosh Jan 13th
DHS warns citizens would face the ‘full extent of the law’ if they ‘lay a finger’ on federal agents, but it was fine when they did it for Trump

By Kopal Jan 13th
‘Who’s gonna tell him?’: Trump’s logic on Greenland essentially means Americans cannot claim the land of the U.S.

By Kopal Jan 13th
Experts warning Trump can’t legally exit climate agreement miss the whole point about Trump

By Jonathan Wright Jan 13th