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DHS warns citizens would face the ‘full extent of the law’ if they ‘lay a finger’ on federal agents, but it was fine when they did it for Trump

By Jan 13th
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Dec 1st
‘We will not comply’: DHS says no to Newsom’s mask ban because accountability isn’t really their thing

By Sep 23rd
Trump Administration May Separate Immigrant Mothers and Children

By Mar 5th
U.S. Government Accidentally Shuts Down 84,000 Websites

By Feb 16th
MPAA Wants Homeland Security Agents to Protect Their Summer Blockbusters

By Apr 15th
DHS Will Monitor Twitter and Blogs During 2010 Winter Olympics

By Feb 15th