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The Army Has Developed Patriotic Pizza That Will Stay Fresh For Years

Private Pepperoni, reporting TO YOUR MOUTH.

For years, U.S. Military Labs have been cooking up technology to drastically improve the lives of soldiers in the field. After lengthy research and much anticipation, food science has finally done the impossible and created a pizza that stays edible for years, even in hot climates. Little Caesars, you should be ashamed.

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