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Oreo’s New Pride Campaign Has Broken Conservatives’ Brains

By Chelsea SteinerApr 5th
No One Believes Clarence Thomas or the Supreme Court Could Be ‘Apolitical’ While Ginni Thomas Was Out Fighting for Trump

By Vivian KaneMar 25th
Reporter Bizarrely Seems To Blame Joe Biden for Spread of “Let’s Go Brandon”

By Vivian KaneNov 12th
Insufferable Man Writes Essay Whining About Women Who Won’t Date Him

By Chelsea SteinerSep 27th
You Cannot Convince Me This Right-Wing Gen Z Streaming Service Is a Real Thing

By Vivian KaneSep 23rd
You Can Tell CPAC Is Happening Because “Horrifying” Is Trending Online

By Vivian KaneJul 12th
Conservatives Are Pretending “Cancel Culture” Is a Brand New Thing That They Didn’t Invent Themselves

By Vivian KaneMar 5th
Hobby Lobby Keeps Ignoring Stay-at-Home Orders, Continues to Be Terrible

By Chelsea SteinerApr 2nd
Meghan McCain Still Doesn’t Get That She’s the Problem

By Vivian KaneMay 22nd
The Only Thing Worse Than Meghan McCain’s Awkward Seth Meyers Interview Is Her Husband’s Bizarre Reaction to It

By Vivian KaneMay 8th
Conservative Reporter Gets Exactly What He Deserves for Gross Ocasio-Cortez Comments

By Vivian KaneNov 16th
There Is Now a Dating App for All the Terrible Conservatives Who You Swiped Left On

By Kate GardnerNov 8th
This Media Conglomerate Is Trying to Turn Your Local News Stations into Trump TV

By Vivian KaneNov 7th
Ted Cruz Blames Mysterious Staffer for Liking a Porn Tweet on His Personal Account

By Kaila Hale-SternSep 13th