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Trump reveals his mass deforestation plans as retaliation to Canada, says the US will grow its own lumber

By Oct 29th
Canada PM left speechless as Trump announces U.S.-Canada merger, then casually says, ‘Just kidding’

By Oct 8th
‘That’s his response?’: Donald Trump mad after learning 23% fewer Canadians want to visit the US

By Oct 8th
King Charles protecting Canada from Trump while silently bidding farewell to a minister fired for questioning the U.S. president

By Mar 15th
King Charles finally breaks silence on Trump trade war as he shares message of support for Canada

By Mar 13th
Donald Trump spirals into another Truth tantrum, dragging the EU, Canada, and ‘stupid trade’ in the U.S.

By Mar 13th
Tighten those belts, Americans — Canada is set to enact $29.8 billion in tariffs on the U.S.

By Mar 13th
Donald Trump is well and truly melting down over Canada’s threats to cut off electricity

By Mar 11th
Trump foolishly escalates trade war with Canada by threatening additional tariffs

By Mar 11th
‘It will be read about in history books’: Trump threatens to destroy Canada’s economy if it doesn’t fall in line

By Mar 11th
‘You’re not even allowed to do that,’ whines Donald Trump, after Canada steals a move from his playbook

By Mar 11th
Who is Mark Carney, Canada’s new Prime Minister, and how are his political views different from Trudeau’s?

By Mar 10th
‘I’m American, but I support this level of petty’: Canada’s subtle anti-Donald Trump protest impresses Canadians AND Americans

By Mar 8th
‘It’s done, it’s gone’: Canadian Premier rips contract with Starlink in light of Trump tariffs

By Mar 6th
‘He says what he means’: Canadian Premier receives President Trump’s ’51st State’ comments as threat against Canada

By Feb 17th
‘Not now, not ever’: Canadians clap back as Trump continues to push his ’51st state’ idea

By Feb 10th
‘Put on a show for the idiots’: Trump is slammed for predictable Canada tariff pause

By Feb 5th
‘Trump caved again’: Prime Minister Trudeau and President Trump dodge a trade war after tariff talks

By Feb 5th
‘He has a pathological obsession’: A MSNBC host destroys Trump over tariff plans as Americans brace for economic downfall

By Feb 4th
‘The joke is over’: Trump’s 51st state trolling is bashed by Canadian leaders

By Jan 9th