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Bill de Blasio Finally Speaks Out About the REAL Issues: That Time He Dropped the Groundhog

By Jun 16th
New York Mayor de Blasio Dresses Like Spock, Says He’s Kirk, Keeps Annoying All of Us

By Oct 28th
Bill de Blasio Wants New Yorkers to Go on a Freezing “Winter Adventure” to Eat Outside at Restaurants

By Jan 26th
NYC Mayor Signs Anti-Discrimination Executive Order Ensuring Bathroom Access

By Mar 7th
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Misses the Point, Suggests “Buddy System” Will Prevent Rape

By Jan 12th