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CEO Calls Amazon the “Bernie Sanders of Employers” and Twitter Quickly Corrects Him

By Chelsea SteinerMar 25th
Bernie Sanders’ Mittens Are Heading for Mass Production and I Want a Pair

By Lyra HaleFeb 2nd
Mark Hamill Loves a Good Bernie Sanders/Star Wars Meme

By Rachel LeishmanJan 25th
Ask the Mary Sues: Will We Ever Get Enough Bernie Memes?

By Chelsea SteinerJan 21st
Bernie Sanders’ Mitten-Clad, Dadcore Inauguration Look Maybe Broke All of Us

By Rachel LeishmanJan 20th
Video Shows Bernie Sanders Predicting Exactly What Happened Election Night With Uncanny Accuracy

By Kaila Hale-SternNov 4th
Bernie Sanders Has Left the 2020 the Presidential Race

By Jessica MasonApr 8th
A Female VP Should Have Higher Qualifications Than Just Being a Woman

By Princess WeekesMar 16th
Biden and Sanders Share Their Plans for COVID-19 Crisis

By Chelsea SteinerMar 12th
Democrats Are Inspiring Unconventional Fundraisers via Social Media

By Chelsea SteinerFeb 27th
Florida Man Posts Bizarre Video Rant About Marxism, Is Still Somehow a Sitting Senator

By Jessica MasonFeb 24th
MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Says Warren & Klobuchar Should Drop Out and Gee, I Wonder Why He Picked Those Two

By Vivian KaneFeb 24th
Bernie Sanders Wins the Nevada Caucuses. Cue the Centrist Panic.

By Jessica MasonFeb 23rd
Birds of Prey’s Burning Question: How Was Harley Quinn Able to Vote?

By Princess WeekesFeb 13th
Ted Cruz Just Accidentally Gave a Really Compelling Argument in Favor of Bernie Sanders

By Vivian KaneFeb 11th
Hillary Clinton Gets Honest About Bernie Sanders in No Holds Barred Interview

By Chelsea SteinerJan 21st
This Elizabeth Warren/Bernie Sanders Fight Is a Mess From Every Angle

By Vivian KaneJan 14th
Fine, Let’s Talk About What Obama Said About Going Too Far Left

By Jessica MasonNov 17th
Elizabeth Warren Takes The Lead In Iowa

By Jessica MasonSep 22nd
Hey Politico, Maybe Don’t Photoshop Anti-Semitic Imagery into an Article About Bernie Sanders?

By Chelsea SteinerMay 26th