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Beetlejuice the Musical

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 19: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) leaves a House Republican caucus meeting at the U.S. Capitol on September 19, 2023 in Washington, DC. A deal between factions of House Republicans to pass a stopgap spending bill and avoid a government shutdown will be tested Tuesday with a procedural vote. (Photo by Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

Lauren Boebert Took the Wrong Lesson From the ‘Beetlejuice’ Explusion

WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 13: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) speaks to reporters after attending a briefing with U.S. Secret Service officials on the cocaine substance found at the White House on July 13, 2023 in Washington, DC. U.S. Secret Service officials briefed members of the House Oversight Committee about the discovery of the substance in the lobby area of the West Wing and announced that their investigation had been concluded after finding no suspect. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Lauren Boebert’s ‘Beetlejuice’ Saga Just Peaked

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 13: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) arrives to a Republican caucus meeting at the U.S. Capitol Building on September 13, 2023 in Washington, DC. Congressional Republicans met for the first time since their return from August Recess with several items to discuss including U.S. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy's announcement of the start of an impeachment inquiry against U.S. President Joe Biden and government funding legislation. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Every New Detail That Comes Out About Lauren Boebert’s ‘Beetlejuice’ Debacle Makes Her Look So Much Worse

Colorado state representative Lauren Boebert opposite Alex Brightman performing as Beetlejuice at the 2019 Tony Awards

Lauren Boebert Couldn’t Even Act Right at the ‘Beetlejuice’ Musical

The lights and stage shows of Broadway

Why Are So Many Broadway Shows Closing?

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 19: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) leaves a House Republican caucus meeting at the U.S. Capitol on September 19, 2023 in Washington, DC. A deal between factions of House Republicans to pass a stopgap spending bill and avoid a government shutdown will be tested Tuesday with a procedural vote. (Photo by Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

Lauren Boebert Took the Wrong Lesson From the ‘Beetlejuice’ Explusion

WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 13: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) speaks to reporters after attending a briefing with U.S. Secret Service officials on the cocaine substance found at the White House on July 13, 2023 in Washington, DC. U.S. Secret Service officials briefed members of the House Oversight Committee about the discovery of the substance in the lobby area of the West Wing and announced that their investigation had been concluded after finding no suspect. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Lauren Boebert’s ‘Beetlejuice’ Saga Just Peaked

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 13: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) arrives to a Republican caucus meeting at the U.S. Capitol Building on September 13, 2023 in Washington, DC. Congressional Republicans met for the first time since their return from August Recess with several items to discuss including U.S. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy's announcement of the start of an impeachment inquiry against U.S. President Joe Biden and government funding legislation. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Every New Detail That Comes Out About Lauren Boebert’s ‘Beetlejuice’ Debacle Makes Her Look So Much Worse

Colorado state representative Lauren Boebert opposite Alex Brightman performing as Beetlejuice at the 2019 Tony Awards

Lauren Boebert Couldn’t Even Act Right at the ‘Beetlejuice’ Musical

The lights and stage shows of Broadway

Why Are So Many Broadway Shows Closing?

Beetlejuice the Musical

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 19: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) leaves a House Republican caucus meeting at the U.S. Capitol on September 19, 2023 in Washington, DC. A deal between factions of House Republicans to pass a stopgap spending bill and avoid a government shutdown will be tested Tuesday with a procedural vote. (Photo by Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

Lauren Boebert Took the Wrong Lesson From the ‘Beetlejuice’ Explusion

WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 13: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) speaks to reporters after attending a briefing with U.S. Secret Service officials on the cocaine substance found at the White House on July 13, 2023 in Washington, DC. U.S. Secret Service officials briefed members of the House Oversight Committee about the discovery of the substance in the lobby area of the West Wing and announced that their investigation had been concluded after finding no suspect. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Lauren Boebert’s ‘Beetlejuice’ Saga Just Peaked

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 13: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) arrives to a Republican caucus meeting at the U.S. Capitol Building on September 13, 2023 in Washington, DC. Congressional Republicans met for the first time since their return from August Recess with several items to discuss including U.S. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy's announcement of the start of an impeachment inquiry against U.S. President Joe Biden and government funding legislation. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Every New Detail That Comes Out About Lauren Boebert’s ‘Beetlejuice’ Debacle Makes Her Look So Much Worse

Colorado state representative Lauren Boebert opposite Alex Brightman performing as Beetlejuice at the 2019 Tony Awards

Lauren Boebert Couldn’t Even Act Right at the ‘Beetlejuice’ Musical