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Museum Officials Admit to Gluing King Tut’s Beard Back On, Damaging It With Spatula

By Jan 22nd
220-Year-Old Time Capsule Buried by Paul Revere and Sam Adams Unearthed in Boston; F*** Yeah, ‘Murrica

By Jan 12th
Thomas Edison’s Dry Cleaning Bill to Run $20,000

By Aug 28th