Terrifying Star Wars Babies Make Ewoks Seem Beautiful

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This promotional art for the new Star Wars line of Adidas shoes has, I believe, crossed the final threshold for Star Wars related ephemera. There is nothing left to do to the franchise. These smiling, terrifying, gladfaced baby-things created by Dorothy Tang can never be topped in terms of the uncomfortable delight they bring.

We have finally arrived at the Star Wars franchise-aping singularity.

(via Bit Rebels)


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